Now for something simply pathetic...

I laughed. I cried.

Is this how easy it is in America these days to cause havoc and mayhem in a major urban area? To cause supposedly sane city administrators and police to hyperventilate? Does it really take just a small group of people to throw up some flashing lights that look like a character from a cartoon show about talking food?

How's this for stupidity:

"It [the flashing cartoon character] had a very sinister appearance," [Massachusetts' Attorney General Martha] Coakley told reporters. "It had a battery behind it, and wires."

Remember that, kids: batteries + wires = DANGER. Get rid of your iPods before they explode!

You can tell Fight Club came out before 9/11 and our national enfeeblement of any mental, moral and intelligence capabilities. Blowing up buildings would be absolute overkill these days. Bicycles in New York... cartoon characters in Boston... Iranians in Iran... all sources of unimaginable horror.

Why are Americans so scared of everything?

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