Choose your King...

...As Poison Idea once invited us to do. It's come to light recently who The King (no, not Jesus, the other The King) himself chose:

AP/White House photo

Via Max comes this story about how The King offered Nixon the chance to make him a special agent. Elvis' letter in part:

Dear Mr. President.

First, I would like to introduce myself. I am Elvis Presley and admire you and have great respect for your office. I talked to Vice President Agnew in Palm Springs 3 weeks ago and expressed my concern for our country. The drug culture, the hippie elements, the SDS, Black Panthers, etc. do NOT consider me as their enemy or as they call it The Establishment. I call it America and I love it. Sir, I can and will be of any service that I can to help The Country out. I have no concern or Motives other than helping the country out. . . .

I can and will do more good if I were made a Federal Agent at Large. . . . Sir, I am staying at the Washington Hotel, Room 505-506-507. . . . I am registered under the name of Jon Burrows. I will be here for as long as it takes to get the credentials of a Federal Agent. I have done an in-depth study of drug abuse and Communist brainwashing techniques and I am right in the middle of the whole thing where I can and will do the most good. . . .

Respectfully, Elvis Presley

The drugs I can understand, but how did he become acquainted with Communist brainwashing techniques?

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